Woman hides as naked man takes over her bed-anything wrong with this picture?

According to the southland times a drunk Australian man left his companians room, who had brought him back to the hotel, to wander out onto the corridor naked then enter another couples suite.

One could ask what would make a drunk man leave the comfort of the bedroom in the first place, maybe she wasn't what he expected, a little rough perhaps, or maybe the paper bag kept falling off.

Regardless, said Australian manages to wander into their bedroom, and curl up in a ball on their bed.

It raises the question how much do you need to drink to become that intoxicated, luckily making that much of an ass out of yourself means you get away with out being charged.

Not so lucky is another bright spark, a Christchurchian who decided it was a wise idea to steal his God-fathers rental car, crash it, then drive it back to his hotel and leave it parked in the central access way, then throw away the keys.

What he thought he was achieving by this is highly questionable, perhaps little leprechauns had told him to do it for a pot of gold, or maybe he was getting one up on the facist hotel staff, fight the system!

No one seemed to be smiling in this instance however, least of all him, facing charges of disqualified driving, driving under the influence, and careless driving.

As pointed out in the newspaper how much is too much? and how drunk will patrons let punters get before they deny them the keys to their vehicles.

This behaviour is nothing unusual in the history of mankind, and it seems nothing will ever change.

I hope however, for the sake of my sanity and m life i dont wake up with a naked man curled up on my bed or a drunk driver crashing through my house to say gidday.